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My wife and I went to a “Dude Ranch” while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western…

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for b3d, the husband, a big burly…

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees…

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the…

A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200 km/h,…

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,…

A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, “I’m…

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong.…