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A man is driving down a country road going 45mph, and all the sudden he notices a chicken running next to him. He…

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This…

A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around…

A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud…

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man…

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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were…

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large…

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