A small, balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad,…

The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing. Nobody looks. He comes back to his friend and…

A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking…

“Oh, Pierre, I want you to kiss me”, she exclaims. And so he tilts her chin up and leans in, but just before…

A teacher told his students, “The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early.” Suddenly, a pen came flying…

Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette…

A very attractive lady walks up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.…

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern. The Irishman says, “…You know, where I’m…

There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, “I am Stephen King , the best selling author…

One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Thomas replied, “Actually,…

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris’ Last Will and Testament. “To my dear wife Esther,…

While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted…