A ship goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people (1 woman and 5 men) survive and use a safety raft to float…

An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the…

Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air…

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman:…

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest…

So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. “Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going to…

A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why is your head so small?” He replies,…

There were 11 people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all…

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her…

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but…

A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the…

The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife…