A woman and her friend visiting zoo

They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as…

A wife packing bags for 10 years

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To…

A Scotsman son return from his first date

A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried,…

An elderly gentleman with hearing problems

An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was…

A young man went to his farmer uncle

A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual…

A man went to the Police Station

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll…

A man walked into a sandwich shop…

This shop was the talk of the town. Fresh and new delicious sandwiches made each day. The man ordered a foot long sub…

There was this guy working at McDonald’s

and it was his turn to cook the French fries. So he put the frozen fries in the metal basket and dipped it…

A pothead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven

God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God calls the devil…

A p0thead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven

God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the dev!l to be let in. God calls the dev!l…

A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona

A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to…

Teacher asks their class of children

Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I” After a few children come to the front…
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