A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why…

The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers “Hello”. The man on the other end of the…

A lawyer was sitting at his desk at home when his wife entered the room. She asked, “Do you remember on our wedding…

A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”…

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the…

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair…

Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That…

When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and…

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why…

One evening, Paddy said to his wife Mary: “Lets go out to eat tonight.” Mary came back with the classic, “I have nothing…

Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story…

When Big Peter McFlannel dies in Glasgow, his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once, so she goes to the…