An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old…

Pink and Wrinkled A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long…

  A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,… Where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among…

Old Couple… An old man lay on his deathbed with his wife by his side. He whispers to her, “Mabel, I can’t believe…

  An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by…

Surprise Birthday Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents…

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnston asked me out for a date. I know you went…

  After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She…

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he…

  Paddy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your porridge see.…