Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to…

He said…. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…. You wear pants don’t…

A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless,…

One day, a father and his daughter are together. The father is putting the daughter to sleep. After the father leaves, he hears…

  Two happily married 60 year old’s were on holiday when they came across a magic lamp. They rubbed it three times and…

Henry goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women.” The priest…

  THESE TWO NUNS SHOCKED THE CASHIER WHEN THEY BOUGHT SOME BEER. BUT HIS RESPONSE IS PERFECT. Two nuns were shopping at a…

Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic…

FINALLY…THE BL0NDE JOKE TO END ALL BL0NDE JOKES! A bl0nde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and…

This Is Priceless. An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was…

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! ” The other drunk…

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old…